Guesstimated launch date is the week of September 5th Bro
$45.99 $35.99

Let's just get this out of the way shall we? This is not an overly sickeningly sweet typical fruit punch supplement like a lot of them on the market that immediately make you clench your jaw and vomit plastic candy all over your friend Janet's shoes. This is not that supplement. You know the ones I'm talking about, don't lie dude, lol.

Ok, now that that's out the way, what is this then? Well, this is the taste of sneaking up behind Marty and Dana at recess and stealing their juice boxes from their brown sacks and metal lunch boxes while they tried to play tonsil hockey and got their braces stuck together. And of course now you have to run in screaming to ask Principal Johnson to come unlock their faces (because Scotty ate something bad and pooped in his pants so obviously he can't go get the Principal, come on), but it doesn't matter, because you stole their juice boxes. That's what this PWO tastes like. Basically, it tastes like freedom and recess and being on the playground while you hit your frenemy Steve in the face with a rubber ball. And while it tastes like a playground, it doesn't taste like asphalt, and that's why it's a winner. It's really refreshing and nice, just like your mom.

Dietary Supplement - 30 Servings - Net Wt 255g

*Due to the PRE-ORDER nature of this product, final testing is still in process (yeah we actually test our stuff, bro). From an allergens standpoint, while we expect our shizzle to be Gluten Free/Soy Free, we won't know until the final batch is made and tested, homie. If that causes any issues for you for any reason, just let us know and we can cancel your preorder for you, no questions asked, homeslice. Booyah.

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