ORDER NOW! This is our first of three new flavors and they'll all be launching soon, but not at the same time, so we'll be doing pre-orders every few weeks until launch with new flavors.
Do you like pancakes, Bro?
Are you Macho?
If the answers to these two questions are "um, yeah", then SLAP JACKS! Super Macho Protein Pancake Mix is for you. Loaded with pancake mix and macho-ness (not really a word), this Tub O' Awesome is what you have been waiting for. We have beards. We have axes. We have trees. We have Macho. Oh yeah, and we have some pretty tasty pancakes too with only the limited ingredients needed to make this Macho. But you already know it has limited ingredients, because we're SLAP and that's what we do, Homeslice. Are you tired of using protein pancake mix, or just protein in your own pancake mix, only to have your pancakes come out like rubber weapons? Do you post them and yell "Yummmmm!!!!" on Instagram, only to hang your head in shame because of those hockey puckcakes behind the scenes? We know, your friend Sally probably judges you over pancake aesthetics and moistness on the gram. So you have to fake it with those "other brands". It's ok. It is ok. It happens, homie; just know that you don't have to make those rubber pucks anymore. With ours, just add a smidge of water, bro. Maybe Sally will be less judgmental. Our mix smells like magic and a billion dollars (if those had smells, bro just imagine it). If you've ever wondered what macho looks like, it's this mix. Oh and our directions are hilarious, just sayin'. Plus, this one is SAVAGE.
Savage Snickerdoodle - 7 Servings - 301g Net Wt. - Dietary Supplement
Gluten Free, Soy Free
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GET IN MAH BELLY
Super cinnamony and yummy! Can't go wrong!
For The Discerning Macho Man or Woman
You rip open the tub and instantly the seductive scent of cinnamon-y vanilla goodness savagely assaults your nostrils. Your mustache quivers in anticipation as you throw a scoop and some water into a tin cup and stir it with your pocketknife. No need for fancy tools. You grab a cast iron skillet and grease it up with some bear fat like the macho mountaineer you are as you plunk the skillet onto the wood stove and stoke the fire. The sizzle of the batter as it hits the skillet makes your mouth water. The pancakes bubble. You flip them with the same pocketknife you stirred the batter with because you are macho. Plate? You don't need a plate. You pick up the steaming slapjack barehanded* and devour it without any of those fancy trimmings like syrup or whipped cream because man, it's just that good. Stay Macho. Eat Slapjacks. *not recommended. please use a spatula and enjoy responsibly.
It's like heaven on the lips. So just try it already.
If you don't own these, you're doing life wrong
Just like its predecessor White Chocolate, these snickerdoodles do not disappoint. Easy to make, even easier to devour
Snickerdoodle slapjacks are amazing!
The snickerdoodle slapjacks taste SO good- just like a snickerdoodle cookie in pancake form. I could eat them every day (I have eaten them 4 out of the past 6 days)!
My macros thank you for this.
I am a protein pancake/waffle addict. I've used various recipes to hit my macros & try to find the best tasting recipe. So once the hottest supplement company on the planet introduced these.. You know I preordered like two tubs. &&&& I'm about to be on my third tub lol. Bless you for creating this!!
This stuff is amazing. Not going to lie, I ate the batter straight from the tub and it tasted good, so that's how you know it's good :P
Macho As a Bearded Killer Shark Riding A Fire Breathing Bear Curling a 100 Pound Weight
Macros are fantastic, smell delicious, cooks great and fast, THEY"RE SO FLUFFFYYY, and bomb ingredients. I think there is a little something it is missing in the taste factor though. And that could just be me liking a lot of flavor. But, nothing that will stop me from eating them! No cardboard pancakes here, just om nom nom slap jacks!