Do you like pancakes, Bro?
Are you Macho?
If the answers to these two questions are "um, yeah", then SLAP JACKS! Super Macho Protein Pancake Mix is for you. Loaded with pancake mix and macho-ness (not really a word), this Tub O' Awesome is what you have been waiting for. We have beards. We have axes. We have trees. We have Macho. Oh yeah, and we have some pretty tasty pancakes too with only the limited ingredients needed to make this Macho. But you already know it has limited ingredients, because we're SLAP and that's what we do, Homeslice. Are you tired of using protein pancake mix, or just protein in your own pancake mix, only to have your pancakes come out like rubber weapons? Do you post them and yell "Yummmmm!!!!" on Instagram, only to hang your head in shame because of those hockey puckcakes behind the scenes? We know, your friend Sally probably judges you over pancake aesthetics and moistness on the gram. So you have to fake it with those "other brands". It's ok. It is ok. It happens, homie; just know that you don't have to make those rubber pucks anymore. With ours, just add a smidge of water, bro. Maybe Sally will be less judgmental. Our mix smells like magic and a billion dollars (if those had smells, bro just imagine it). If you've ever wondered what macho looks like, it's this mix. Oh and our directions are hilarious, just sayin'. Plus, this one has blueberries in it, bro.
Bombtastic Blueberry - 7 Servings - 331.45g Net Wt. - Dietary Supplement
Gluten Free. Soy Free.
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Non-sketchy ingredients? Check. Macro-friendly? Check. Easy to mix and cook with? Check, check. Tasty? Hell-friggin-Check! I am no pancake queen, so the fact that this is so easy to mix and cook with was fantastic. After smelling the mix I was slightly nervous that it might be too sweet, but nope, the sweetness and flavor is just right! I can't wait to try the other flavors
Dude. Okay- so I got these on a whim and I regret nothing. Actually- I take that back; I regret not buying multiple tubs at the same time. Because I've had it for about a month and I'm almost out. These are awesome if you're a busy morning person and need something you can pre-make and toss in a container and have ready to go in the morning. Delish!! Get them and get ready to fall in love!
I could smell the blueberry flavor as soon as I opened the shipping box! There's a generous amount of blueberries and the flavor is fantastic. I also love to mix this with my snickerdoodle or white chocolate mix as well!
Amazing!!! No other words! i love the blueberries in it and the flair is perfect! These make the best pancake muffin in a mug
I've been looking for an easy, quick, gluten free protein pancake mix for awhile and finally found one that didn't make me sick to my stomach!! I would have posted picture but I ate it too fast! Can't wait to try the other flavors!!