Remember when that famous orange electrolyte drink used to taste like winning soccer games, but now it tastes like a hangover and regret? This pre-workout tastes nothing like that. Come with me and take a trip back to your youth, where during that cold, blustery Saturday morning soccer game, against the team with better uniforms than you, that had the kid with the mustache who looked 25 (as his parents forged his 11 year old birth certificate on the hood of their Honda in the side parking lot), you had an important game to play. Have that visual yet? Ok, so you remember vividly getting kicked in the shins by F***** Brian, who would run up to the ball and wildly kick anything that moved, including your #ballz (but not the actual soccer ball), whilst Karen, the bag of d*****, stood in goal twirling her hair and chewing a bag of Hubba Bubba? Well as much as that sh*t was crazy, and true, it didn’t matter that the mustache kid had 17 goals scored against you already; the only thing that mattered was running to the sideline and getting Karen’s mom’s bag of sliced oranges at halftime. And her mom never brought enough for the team, so you’d have to use ninja techniques to wrestle the last peel off the ground from Scotty (who wore diapers to the game for some reason). The Halftime oranges were the only thing that mattered, bro. Just like this pre-workout.
30 Servings - Net Wt 270g - Dietary Supplement
Gluten Free, Soy Free
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"Make lift STRONG, taste good like Orange!" -a caveman
It's like I died and went to orange heaven
You know when you try an orange flavoured product and it's overwhelmingly sweet and terrible? This is nothing like that. It's super delicious in all ways. All the thumbs up from this Canadian!
THIS IS SO GOOD. It tastes like candy. It reminds me of something from when I was little but I cant decide what it was lol. The orange flavor is perfect. So delicious and sweet but its not over powering or "too much"
Orange ya glad you ordered
This is FANFREAKINGTASTIC if you are on the fence about ordering, hop right on over and drink the orange pre workout! It's got an after taste I can't quite pinpoint, but it gives it an authentic orange flavor. Great clean energy, no crazy crash afterwards. Would highly recommend!
Pour one for the homies
I was lucky enough to sample this back in February and my God! It's delicious! Jason and I both agree that he should've named it Homeslice Orange...but then we couldn't rag on Karen! Stupid Karen. Anyways, this tastes just like a pixie stick had sex with an orange orchard. Try it peeps it's the kick in the pants you need!