Guestimated release date is the week of 9/7 Bro
$44.99 $35.99

Do you know the muffin man? Well, now you do.


Bigger. Richer. Creamier. Sweeter. More Flavor. Still Natural, Bro. The New SLAP! was developed with your taste buds in mind. The days of having to buy artificially flavored and sweetened products in order for them to taste good, or sweet enough, are gone, bro. We'll stack our SLAP! up against any product in the market, including the #chemicalshitstorms. If you love the OG SLAP, you're going to be madly and crazy in love with this new SLAP! Like you might want to marry it. Ok that's weird, get a room, bro. 

Flavor: Blueberry Muffin

Dietary Supplement - 27 Servings - Net Wt 767g

*Due to the PRE-ORDER nature of this product, final testing is still in process (yeah we actually test our stuff, bro). From an allergens standpoint, while we expect our shizzle to be Gluten Free/Soy Free, we won't know until the final batch is made and tested, homie. If that causes any issues for you for any reason, just let us know and we can cancel your preorder for you, no questions asked, homeslice. Booyah.


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