Welcome to the SLAPSTAGE PASS.
What the heck is it?
It's dope AF VIP access to both Free Shipping and an Additional 5% Discount for one year, bro.
PLUS, once you buy it, as we launch new products during the year, you'll have your choice of one of those new products for FREE.
And as an added benefit, we're also going to give you a FREE GIFT during the year.
What's cool is once you are logged into your account (*you have to be logged into your account before you add any products to your cart for the discounts to apply) after your pass has been activated on our system, you will see prices that are 5% less than everyone else sees on the site. For example, if BCAAS are marked down to $35.00, you'll see them marked down to $33.25; when everyone else sees them for $35.00. It's dope.
Um, yeah dude. It's like our version of that other company membership that rhymes with Hamazon Dime, lol. Except ours is SLAPTASTIC. And instead of getting a backstage pass, you're getting a SLAPSTAGE PASS. Because most of our stuff has the word SLAP in it, Homeslice.
** PLEASE ALSO NOTE THE PASS IS AVAILABLE ONLY TO CONTINENTAL US RESIDENTS AT THIS TIME, BRO.